Mene Bhi Kisi Se Pyaar Kiya Tha

Mene Bhi Kisi Se Pyaar Kiya Tha,
Thoda Nhi Beshumar Kiya Tha,
Humari To Zindagi Hi Badal Gayi Jub Usne Kaha,
Are Yar… Mene To Majak Kiya Tha..

YEH LADKIYAN

Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi
Uff Ladkon Ki Kismat Dar-Dar Bhatakne Lagi
Husan Ke Phool Ko Perfume Se Mehkaane Wali
Yeh Ladkiyan Murjhayi To Guldaste Se Utarne Lagi…

Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai

Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai, 
Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai, 
Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai, 
Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai..

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega..

Scooter Ka Ishq

Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,
ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…

BAAYI AANKH SE PARESHAN

Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu
Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu

Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai
Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki

Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee

Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya

Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati
Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee
Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala
Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha

Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali
Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko
Tabse Main Kunwara Tha

Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya
Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya

Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti (Vaibhavi) Ka Baap Hoon…